ba-ba-ba-butch
Though way back in the day I scored something like a 6 or 7 on the Butch Scale meme of yesteryear (and ONLY because I like scented candles, mind you), TODAY, I sashayed all the way up to a number one. Ain't no downed tree gonna come between me and my chainsaw. Seriously.
Unfortunately, I probably lost a few points for running right in here and blogging about it afterwards. Either that or because when I cut the support of the tree, it crashed and broke the kitchen window. I'm not saying the butch thing doesn't need a little work, I'm just saying, having a chainsaw is a good place to start.
You also lose a point for using "sashaying" in a sentence not referring to modeling or RuPaul. :)
I figure the chainsaw incident and breaking something cancels out the knitting. So way to improve your butch quotient!
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but seeing you with that chainsaw certainly got me all tuned up!
You look like Mitch in this pic!
You call the little thing a chainsaw? Man, any lesbian could hold 2 of those in each hand. Hell, I have craft knives bigger than that.
10 points from your house.
I don't remember seeing your Big-Dicked chainsaw laying around your living room when I was out in Indy this spring. 10 points from YOUR house.
Now boys ... it's not the SIZE of the chainsaw that matters. Restore each other's points and play nice.
I think you get points for just *having* a chainsaw....
You get more points, though, if you know how to use it.
I gotta agree, Toots. That ain't no chainsaw. That's a nose trimmer.
i was all for "top" of the butch scale until i realized that you're wearing your hat just like george michael and andrew rigsley way back in teh Wham! UK days....Minus 20!
Don't let these boys bring you down, Beau. I think you're a handsome hunk of a he-man. The butchest boy on the block.
This, coming from a girl who can't vacuum without running over the cord and severing it. And who pulls a pushbroom.
aka Frank,
Does it reduce my penalty if you knew I was wearing a hat from Ultrasparky.com emblazoned with his signal. I mean, Blogger Wear must count for something pretty butch, right?
i'd agree with you, but it is, afterall, GAY blogger wear.
Damn..foiled again! I suppose I was suppose to be wearing the hat backwards like some Midtown Atlanta Twinky Clone, right? I might have to call the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Fab 5 team on myself.
`slurp!~
Powertools, chainsaws? What next? Ohmygawd! A motorcycle!!!
I thought all the butch boys wore protection. It's all in good fun till someone gets an eye put out.
Yours in prophylaxis,
I was waiting for someone to mention that, Joe. Actually, the safety goggles, gloves and big butch boots were off to the side after the cutting was done. Don't fear...it's all about safety first.
But a saw that is yellow and purple (hello, New Orleans!) and has the word "WILD" on its blade? It seems to be trying to seduce you into believing it is butcher than it really is.
Now mind you, that doesn't mean I don't think you're a hot babe and I'd jump at the chance to do you, I'm just saying that I expected the word "KIM" before that "WILD[e]" on the blade.
LMAO!!! You all are cracking me UP!