Spelling Bee
It's not enough that the local judge called our area "...the butt-hole of New York" in a phone conversation with Jeff last week, now they're hiring failed spelling bee champions to make local signage around town. Maybe I can get a job doing that. I wonder how much they pay?

That reminds me of how you'll regularly see signs like "24 Hour Poto" in Los Angeles.
However, in your area, I can't blame the poor spelling on non-native English speaking business owners. (Can I?)
I'm not sure what to say. The local judge ought to know how much I paid for my little piece of vacant land!!!!!!!!! Maybe he wouldn't call it a but hole! Maybe he will call it a ????
Locals.....hey...we live around the corner at The Spring House (how sick is it that I put it in caps?)...I saw this sign and laughed my ass off! See you at the Barryville River Road Thing-a-ma-jig. :)