Knittin' Honey

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After buying 2 pairs of size 6 aluminum needles, 3 skeins of acrylic/wool blend yarn in varying hues, 2 more skeins of acrylic practice yarn, 'Stich'n Bitch', 'How to Knit' CD ROM, and a few other odds and ends, all at a total of $43.27, the knitting has begun. All I can say is thank God for both the book AND the CD-ROM or we never would have figured out the simple but intricate flow of loops and knots...and ibuprofen as I now have repetitive stress injury in my left rotator-cup from the high-strung, anxiety-produced "clutch of death" I had on my needles. All that led to continually knitting small, tight loops which in an ass is a good thing but in knitting was enough to cause me to knit and then unravel 38 out of the 41 times I set out to make a 5-inch swatch. I'm assured via written and oral communications that relaxation is a welcomed by-product of knitting but I can tell you from an entire night of knitting in my dreams that just isn't something that's landed on our doorstep yet.

8 Comments

Stephen said:

So when will you be taking orders? I would like a knitted table cloth for my dining room table. 92 inches please.

Beau said:

At the rate I'm going now, I could have that for you by about 2034.

Nick said:

ok, forger the tablecloth!

IT GETS COLD IN THE COUNTRY......

how about KNITTING matching "Penis-Warmers" for Stepehen and myself? Make sure to use tight loops that "give"!

Nick said:

DA! i can't spell

Beau said:

Yeah..I'll need some measurements for that kind of a project. ;)

Chris said:

Hmm...I'll also take a penis warmer, then. 92 inches, please. ;-)

Nick said:

get the yardstick ready, we'll stop by for a personal "fitting" ... will there be sheep involved????

for SHEARING!

get your mind out of the gutter!

Marianne said:

Ok, so penis warmers wouldn't do ME any good, but I'd like something in the way of a "lap warmer"...k? Blueish, if you please ;-)

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