Oh..I've used that one before
"Um... excuse me. I'm Student Nurse McFarland. If there are any men in the bar that need breast exams, I'll be right over there. MEN! Men."
Jack from "Will and Grace"
Say what you will about W&G and really, about the only two people on earth who find all the student nurse gags funny are probably me and Hottie Homoesque Thomas, but Jack as Student Nurse McFarland just cracks my shit up. Not because it's so awfully funny but BECAUSE as a nursing student and nurse, you're bred to BELIEVE you have the power and authority as a nurse and encouraged to wield that mighty unpowerful sword unabashedly. Needless to say, it's EXACTLY like Jack walking up to the maîtred’ last night expecting to get his table because he identified himself as a student nurse only to find his declaration a bit underwhelming.
i totally get that, beau. probably most people wouldn't fully appreciate it, but i do. (and i still lead myself to believe that i weild some awesome authority and power, even if it's only in my head). we all need our crutches, that's mine.
Oh, we howled at that episode last night.