penis warmers

By Beau on December 29, 2003 3:13 PM | | Comments (1)

For anyone coming here looking for "penis warmer" (and my site stats show that more than one person has), I'm currently knitting a short, wide scarf for myself. The whole penis warmer project is going to start up this summer in hopes of having them done as gifts for Christmas 2004 as soon as I can find the appropriate yarn that won't brillo the skin of your wiener.

1 Comments

Nick said:

OK....I'M READY...

1. Do I need to stop-by for a "SIZING
CONSULTATION?" The "one size fits all" concept will just NOT work for me.

2. Will there be "CUPPING" that I can look foward to?

3. Make sure to keep your heat on HIGH, otherwise you will need to compensate for the "SHRINKAGE-FACTOR"



December 29, 2003 5:14 PM

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