Don't be a Mess
In case the new "This is me" picture at the side isn't clear enough or in case someone is scratching their head thinking, "now there just is no fucking way that 'mo is wearing a ding-dang apron with the word 'piggy' embroidered on it", I most certainly am. The other option was having my picture taken wearing Jeff's matching apron with the word "poopie" embroidered on it. One must pick his own poison.
It looks just swell on you, too. You couldn't ask for a more appropriate gift. (Well, perhaps you could, but a photo of that sort of gift wouldn't be safe for general viewing....)