Lawnmower Man

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Yes, that's me in the header pic mowing grass on Little Red last night. I hate Little Red, not because it cuts my mowing time from an hour and something down to just under 25 minutes, but rather because I'm so consistantly dissatisfied with the cut of the mow (uneven) and the undistributed clumps of thatch that I have to rake afterwards (as IF, Mary), that I'd just as soon go back to my faithful push-mower with its elegant, parallel, perfectly straight cutting pattern. Unfortunately, as I said, it cuts the mow-time down considerably which you can't hardly argue.

That being said, as I'm alone this weekend with Jeff out of town, I'm going to sneak out again tomorrow and push mow it because I'm neurotic enough to be unable to stop thinking about how much I hate the cut. Diagnosis: Verdant Lawn Neurosis. They can't even begin to think of how to make meds for this.

4 Comments

Marianne said:

Sure they do...it's called "weed"...LOL

aka frank said:

try sharpening the blade...it'll help make it more even.

xxoo.

Ron said:

Any namby-pamby can shove around a little ole push-mower, so revel in the macho-ness of a TRACTOR.

John B. said:

Which begs the question...if Jeff is out of town...Who took the picture?

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