The Hershey Highway
When Jeff and I walked out of the Hershey Hotel last night at 2am after the wedding of one of his oldest friends, we were overcome with the wafting, heavy smell of chocolate. It hits you hard and makes your nose burn. I asked Jeff if the Hershey factory purposely pumps aromatic chocolate into the air as some kind of weird, addictive PR stunt. He said it was just the factory, no malicious intent intended. But it's like subliminal olfactory advertising and my God if I didn't want to just sit down and eat the fourteen Hershey bars I had in my pockets from the wedding. I did wake this morning with something brown smeared all over my fingers. Coulda been chocolate or coulda been poo so I opted just to wash it off and not ask questions. I hate those kind-of-dark, unsure post-wedding nights. One could easily have foretold the kind of night it was going to be because of all the pics on the digicam today, this was the best one. I mean...could my deer-caught-in-headlights look that is usually so adorable be any more ridiculous?
One of the bridesmaids (of which Jeff was one) kept asking me at the reception about the humor quotient of our relationship.
"Is he always funny?" she asked. Having several glasses of Woodbridge Shiraz at my disposal, my usually social-phobic stammering had mellowed to an adorable, affected wink and slur.
"Oh yes, he's always making me laugh," I replied with a wink and a click out of the side of my mouth.
"But are you laughing at him or laughing with him? Usually I'm just laughing at [my husband]," she continued on.
I squared myself up. "No...he's a laugh a minute. Seriously, nothing's funnier then when we're laying on the couch and he cuts the biggest, loudest, stinkiest fart in the middle of some really sad, dramatic TV show. He really has the most innate sense of inappropriate timing. It's fucking hilarious."
She was honestly just speechless and couldn't decide if I was kidding or making small talk (for the record, I was making inappropriate, wine-fuelled, small talk because, as I've warned everyone before, I just have no good social skills, especially when I'm dressed in a tux surrounded by juiced Republicans). We were basically left alone for the rest of the evening after that which was just fine.
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Does one take the Hershey Highway to get to this hotel?
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