You can do it. We can help...but*
I love corporate mottos, but being who I am which is a pissy, see-I-told-you-so, kind of guy, I love when bad customer service completely invalidates well-intentioned, very expensive corporate mottos. Here's where I start to blog about all the shitty things in Manhattan so hold on to your hat.
You can do it. We can help...but, not in Manhattan. Call me crazy, but I know that I shouldn't have to go outside of the greater New York area to get a fucking piece of 2x4 cut down to 26 1/2 inches. However apparently I do since the quizzical looks I got from the HD information desk clerks, all turned out and snooty, told me what I should have suspected as soon as I asked for the piece of wood.
"We don't cut wood."
"Say what?"
"We don't cut wood here."
"Here as in Home Depot, You can do it, we can help?"
"We don't cut wood."
I have fucking seen the limit now. Home Depot and you can't get a piece of wood. I guess I might understand if I was asking for some kind of endangered Amazon jungle rainforest wood but I was asking for a run of the mill 2x4. Honestly, I'm going to have to actually leave Manhattan, the city that has everything, for a $0.55 piece of wood. Unbelievable.
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I have some wood for you, so come and get it.
Hmmmm...looking for "wood" at the Home Depot?
Off topic just a bit, I hope you two invested in one of those nifty home monitors for Bashert that will phone you if the furnace shuts down and the pipes start to freeze on the upcoming cold winter nights.
I'd hate to see you go home for the weekend only to find a flooded mess.
Other thoughts:
Open your own damned coffee shop!
And pet the kitties...they need LOVE!
Nuff said.
GGWoo's Kitty Koffee Korner. Free furball after every 10th cup. Live cat fight - Saturday nites. Free sex show nightly by "The Noisy Neighbors".
Have you tried the Lowes in Brooklyn? I know, it's Broooklyn, and carrying home the wood on the subway might be interesting, but I've always like Lowe's better.
Yeah...We always go to Lowe's too. It's better all the way around. I guess going to Lowe's in Brooklyn becomes a convenience factor. I think for projects that aren't emergencies (and very little is), we'll jsut hit Lowe's in Middletown up by our house on the weekends and bring the stuff back with us.
I had the SAME experience there. They tried to tell me that it was 'against the law' for them to do that. Well, funny, they cut wood at all the hardware places in Brooklyn. There's a TrueValue near Borough Hall...