See How They Run

Why yes, in fact, that was Jeff, Nikki, and myself wedged into the corner audience viewing box of "MARTHA!" during her Halloween show on Monday, having our two seconds of screen time at the seven minute mark as far as the Tivo goes. The tickets indicated we must come in extravagant costume and so we came up with the Three Blind "But Very Tidy" Mice. We had brooms and dust pans instead of white canes. We also had cans of Easy Cheese and fortuitously, after sitting around for several hours we were so damn hungry, Jeff finally popped his top and we were sucking down creamy heaven right there in the shining light of The Homemaker Goddess, Martha The Blessed Holy Mother of All Good Things. Of course that other group dressed as the three blind mice still had their tails (we had bloody gauze pads taped to our asses), had cat-ears instead of mouse-ears, and just weren't as full-out fun as our group. That's why when Martha and Wes were setting up the dining room segment of the show, she looked over at us, pointed and smiled. The world kind of shimmered at that moment.

The bigger secret is that Cameron Matheson who was the guest soap star on the show really does have, as he feared, the skinniest calves. Luckily he's a whole hunka love to look at so it's all good.

Nikki as our Minnie

Jeff and I