Screw the Wii, this is what I want
Who could watch the American Express commercial with Ellen DeGeneres and all the animals and not want a gaggle of penguins greeting them at the elevator. Penguins are cute as fuck.
Now Jeff and I have the inside track on getting a few through his cousin, Aaron, who's a trainer and educator at the Pittsburgh Aviary. See Aaron here with our new pets. We're sure our kitties, Tink and Ding, won't mind.

They are! They are cute as fuck!
Wow, it really makes a person love penguins! Cool that Jeff's cousin in promoting this. I want one too. How do you think they would adapt to a horse farm?
When I was a kid, the only pet in the world I wanted was a penguin!
I hear they stink though, bad; I mean they smell totally foul.
Or is that fowl?