Birth Announcement
The Gostomsky-Spitz's (or Spitz-Gostomsky's, depending on who wins the coin flip) are announcing the arrival of our new family member, Nitro, who was adopted yesterday after much fanfare and hard negotiations. Nitro comes to us as yet un-remonikered and while we were leaning towards Penelope or Shavous (sha-VU-us), quite honestly, its butch, manly front side begs something...butch and manly. A shake of the Gay Namerator for appropriate gay male names has thus far turned up Paul Lynne or Liberace, neither which work yet so for now, Nitro is staying Nitro which sounds like a Power Ranger or a Transformer.
What about Charles Nelson Reilly? or Madame? or Ms. Channing (if you're nasty) ?
What's this "depending on who wins the coin flip"?! I'd always imagined something a little more carnal.
As for the name, this is a tough one ... I think you need something butch and femme and camp. Like Grace Jones. Or Cruella de Vil. And isn't Nitro an X-Men character?