You cannot escape your past
Because the Gays like to network, I posted our essential demographics on several forum sites dedicated to Atlantis cruises in an effort to have a few friendly faces on the cruise when we arrive. Twelve hours after posting, I get this email exchange:
Greekjock67: Hey, we should meet for drinks on the ship. Here's my cell: ....
Me: Wow, that would be great. We're so excited to have the trip just around the corner. We can't wait to start meeting everyone. This is our first Atlantis cruise so we're a little nervous but everyone has had such fantastic things to say about it, we're not really worried.
Greekjock67: We met last time. Your outfits were so amazing then, maybe you can let me borrow one this go around. I'm not booked for the cruise yet because I want to find a roommate first. Do you know of anyone?
Me: Hmmm...not sure what you mean. Where did we meet? We've never done an Atlantis cruise before. We hear there are some pretty amazing costumes for the theme parties but we're just going to play it down so we don't have to haul a bunch of shit to Europe.
Greekjock67: So we didn't fuck last year?
Me: ....um, I'm going to say no.
And surprisingly, I haven't heard from him since. I hope this isn't a harbinger for the cruise.

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