Home Alone

Past experiences have supported the idea that me being left home alone for any amount of time, but certainly after three days, will always lead to something. This morning, fed up with spending a whole day cleaning out the attic to make room for my Martha Stewart Living magazine collection (don't judge!), I needed to take measures. If I was a 14-year old girl, I bet I would have been a cutter. As it stands, at 37, I grab the trimmers and buzz my hair.