07.17.05

Yes I did

Posted in Books at 10:04 am by Beau

No spoilers ahead.

Jeff managed to find the last copy of HP:THBP at Wal-Mart last night…in the returned items bin, which is just how his luck runs. Not being a crazed fan of HP like others (which there is nothing wrong with being a crazed HP fan), I simply applied my bibliophile detective powers and skimmed the second to last chapter which confirmed a major plot point. Then I skimmed the chapter index, found the chapter that included the “Half-blood Prince” and skimmed that one to find out who fits the bill.

Yes I did, yes I did. I’m just that bad of a person. Of course I’ll read the whole thing but now I can enjoy it without Rowling’s trickery and red-herrings. Of course the other benefit is now I can taunt Jeff, the bigger HP fan between the two of us, with, “I know who the HPB is,” or “Guess who…,”.

I sort of want to call up some crazed HP friends to do the same but I’m afraid I’d have a hit put on me.

31 Comments

  1. Jeff said,

    July 17, 2005 at 6:19 pm

    Or you could do what I did, which was to ask someone who’d already read the book “Who dies?” and “Who’s the Half-Blood Prince?” Since I’ve only read the first book and seen the first two movies, it’s mostly meaningless to me. But I just like to be in the know.

  2. A. Pam said,

    July 17, 2005 at 7:58 pm

    Between diaper changes, Paul and I are racing to the end, cheater!

  3. Jay said,

    July 21, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    If someone had spoiled this ending for me, they would have been totally beheaded. After, of course, they had refunded me the total cost of the entire series.
    When I lived in Seattle, I was reading a Caleb Carr mystery and a co-worker walked right up and told me who did it. I totally made them pay me for the book, and then I threw the book away.
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