04.19.06

One step forward, two steps back

Posted in Being Better at 9:50 am by Beau

God, I’m wearing a pedometer now. I should just have the shit kicked out of me by middle-school bullies and be forced to give them my lunch money.

2 Comments

  1. shel said,

    April 21, 2006 at 10:44 am

    How about roughing you around a bit, then some sodomy?

  2. A. Pam said,

    April 25, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    I wore one for about 6 mo. a few years ago at the agency as part of a fitness program being promoted with a goal of walking 10,000 steps per day..only to discover that I was actually already walking 17,000 to 24,000 steps per day and promptly won all the rewards, T-shirts, and other prizes being given, without changing one thing. Of course I already had developed tendonitis in the bottoms of both feet and now I understand why. Walk on, my boy, walk on…..

One step forward, two steps back

Posted in Being Better at 9:50 am by Beau

God, I’m wearing a pedometer now. I should just have the shit kicked out of me by middle-school bullies and be forced to give them my lunch money.

2 Comments

  1. shel said,

    April 21, 2006 at 10:44 am

    How about roughing you around a bit, then some sodomy?

  2. A. Pam said,

    April 25, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    I wore one for about 6 mo. a few years ago at the agency as part of a fitness program being promoted with a goal of walking 10,000 steps per day..only to discover that I was actually already walking 17,000 to 24,000 steps per day and promptly won all the rewards, T-shirts, and other prizes being given, without changing one thing. Of course I already had developed tendonitis in the bottoms of both feet and now I understand why. Walk on, my boy, walk on…..