07.10.07

Soccer Legs

Posted in City Life at 9:49 pm by Beau

Jeff has warned me off spinning on Tuesday nights because the instructor, Gavin, is suppose to be a real bastard during his 45 minutes of spinning. Under the assumption that Gavin was out teaching at the David Beckham soccer camp or some such nonsense, I went to the class…..only to find Gavin sitting on the bike. He’s not leaving until next week. Of course Jeff neglected to mention he’s got those hot, humpy, life-long, professional soccor player legs which was just fine with me.
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But then he started the class without the air-conditioner, looked at me when I didn’t crank up my resistance on the bike (because I was getting ready to pass out from heat-exhaustion and fatigue) and made a “Goddammit, I said crank the resistance” movement AT ME, and then never took a goddamn recovery break for the 45 minutes of the class. I mean…WTF. Why is everyone trying to hock my vagina today? Feh.

3 Comments »

  1. Richard Andreoli said,

    July 11, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Well, since you didn’t die that’s a positive. And trust me, hunky soccer legs are worth MUCH MORE than good arms because they lead to hunky soccer ass.

    And really, isn’t the ass key?

  2. Michael said,

    July 11, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    I have never heard “hock my vagina” before. And I’m not even sure what it means.

    Is it something like the two-fingered “V” my friend used to signal on his forehead when I was queasy about doing something incredibly steep or tree-filled on the slopes? I’m a vag skier. I own that.

  3. Marianne said,

    July 12, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    I’m not sure, but I think I’m almost offended over where this conversation topic is headed LOL

    Mar (A TRUE Vag.)

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