Replicants are like any other machine; they're either a benefit or a hazard.
CHARO is the headliner on the first leg of the cruise. The bedazzled “Cuchi Cuchi” t-shirt making has begun. That is all.
UPDATE: Thank God for Bill and his eagle-eyed gayness. I would have been TOTALLY mortified had we spelled the shirts wrong. Good thing I was planning to bring the Bedazzler with us on the ship, though. Thanks a million, Bill.
OMG! We met up with a new spin instructor last night before the class and she’s putting together a dodge-ball team for the league here in the city. Jeff totally balked at it, citing horrific issues of 6th grade gym class. I have those exact same issues but I’m SO doing it if for no other reason then to put a stake in that puny, knock-kneed, un-jocked, no-sports-talented, scaredy-cat kid all the other kids in my class used to call faggot. WOOT!
Dodge-ball…I mean, how fantastic. Now if I can just find a kick-ball and mat-ball league I’ll be set.
Starts at the end of September. There could be video.
Because the Gays like to network, I posted our essential demographics on several forum sites dedicated to Atlantis cruises in an effort to have a few friendly faces on the cruise when we arrive. Twelve hours after posting, I get this email exchange:
Greekjock67: Hey, we should meet for drinks on the ship. Here’s my cell: ….
Me: Wow, that would be great. We’re so excited to have the trip just around the corner. We can’t wait to start meeting everyone. This is our first Atlantis cruise so we’re a little nervous but everyone has had such fantastic things to say about it, we’re not really worried.
Greekjock67: We met last time. Your outfits were so amazing then, maybe you can let me borrow one this go around. I’m not booked for the cruise yet because I want to find a roommate first. Do you know of anyone?
Me: Hmmm…not sure what you mean. Where did we meet? We’ve never done an Atlantis cruise before. We hear there are some pretty amazing costumes for the theme parties but we’re just going to play it down so we don’t have to haul a bunch of shit to Europe.
Greekjock67: So we didn’t fuck last year?
Me: ….um, I’m going to say no.
And surprisingly, I haven’t heard from him since. I hope this isn’t a harbinger for the cruise.