08.17.08

Our NY Times Wedding announcement

Posted in Fun at 8:05 pm by Beau

This is what we’re submitting:

Beau and Jeff in Florence, ItalyBeau Stephen G_ , 41, (left) and Mr. Jeffrey Michael S_, 38, (right) were married at 2:30PM on September 26, 2008 in San Francisco, California at the City Hall.

They met on March 18th, 2005 at their friend, Stephen Hayes, home.  Beau had recently moved to the New York City area and was looking for a quick trick to have his way with and quickly settled on Jeff because he was scared by a Pill-a-peno running around half naked with only slutty shorty-shorts on, and Michael Mitchell was too much of a whore and confessed a desire for spitting on his tricks during hot sex.  Later that night they kissed and pulled each others peenies until finally after a few hours Beau said that he was done, to which Jeff informed him that those weren’t his hands.

Mr. G_ and Mr. S_ started dating immediately and, just like Lesbians, moved in together within the year.  Mr. G_ later shared that he really like the apartment and one day wanted to have a great house upstate on the river, so he took a chance which so far has paid off.

The two enjoy their time between New York City and their cunt-ry home in Sullivan county.  They have two adorable cats, Tink and Ding, who they j’adore.

10 Comments

  1. Lee said,

    August 18, 2008 at 2:18 am

    Great announcement! I’m sure the the conservative “Society” readers will love it!

  2. Michael said,

    August 18, 2008 at 5:17 am

    Wait. So you’re NOT lesbians?

    Regardless, the romantic in me adores “How We Met” stories. Good thing you didn’t enjoy being spat upon, or things might be very different today. Everything for a reason!

    All my best to you, ladies/guys!

  3. A. Pam said,

    August 18, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Uh, when did Beau turn 41? I love the rest of it though except for the little jab at us lesbians.

  4. Chris P said,

    August 18, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    You should mention that you both enjoy spending time in plastic surgery and making videos when you jog.

  5. Marianne said,

    August 19, 2008 at 1:33 am

    I’ll have you know that Lori and I dated for almost two years before we lived together. Thank you, Signed, Lesbian.

  6. ivan said,

    August 20, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    That submission doesn’t need to be edited _at all_.

  7. Chris2fer said,

    August 21, 2008 at 9:52 am

    I love it. Don’t change a thing. :)

  8. Jonathan said,

    August 28, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    That’s a great announcement! And a great day to get married, it’s my birthday! :-)
    Hope you guys have a great wedding!

  9. Richard Andreoli said,

    August 28, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Congrats! I’ve been a bit out of the loop. Drop me an email and let me know if I can post your good news and a photo on my blog! I’ve been posting friends’ weddings whenever they happen.

    Many blessings to you both!

  10. Derek said,

    September 10, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    congrats! Too cool! I’m photographing my first male gay wedding next month, looking forward to that.! Again congrats!