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Highlights from the Menagerie

Beau — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:33:50 +0000

Tink Kitty just heaved up a hairball larger than most junk I’ve seen in porn…right in front of Dundelay and Escobar, our two birds. It was almost as if to say, “This is what it would look like after I ate you.”

Total mind fuck.

The birds are apoplectic right now. Tink is napping having successfully completed her cat business for the day

Bashert Hospitality

Beau — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:08:12 +0000

If you can’t beat them, might as well feed them. (Quicktime, 19MB)

The Stone Walls

Beau — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 20:07:15 +0000

Unread

Beau — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:14:36 +0000

The 2010 version of that stack of unread books next to my bed.

Travel Rule #1

Beau — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:56:19 +0000

If you never turn the other direction out of the hotel, then you could be missing the Dunkin’ Donuts, a coffee shop, the comic book store, and a sushi place that serves a dish called Ride the Wild Donkey Roll.

Oh SNAP! Geek version

Beau — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:57:23 +0000

The email trail after I told Jeff I was heading out to get my stash from the comic’s store today -

Jeff: “Didn’t you hear Batman died in the last episode? Did you get to that yet? ooooppps...”

Beau: “HA! Shows what YOU know…in the final issue of Blackest Night which I just picked up, all the dead heroes from the past have been resurrected through the Universal Light EXCEPT for Batman (and Elongated Man but that’s another story) which proves everyone’s suspicions that he DIDN’T die at the end of Final Crisis list year.

That and they’re launching a new comic next month called “The Return of Bruce Wayne” where Batman travels through time where he was actually lost (instead of being killed by Darkseid’s Omega Beam) so we’ll get to see a Caveman Batman, Pirate Batman, and Renaissance Batman before he ends up back in this time.

Additionally, in the Batman comic, Alfred and Dick Grayson (who is the new Batman) have been finding bat-clues stashed around Wayne Manor that they never knew were there before, leading them to believe Bruce is still alive.

You should REALLY pay attention when I talk since I’ve gone over this with you before. I’m not just gabbing to hear myself speak. It would save you a LOT of embarrassment when you send out emails like the one you just did.

Just saying.”

Where We Come From

Beau — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 18:32:38 +0000

Respecting the Empire

Beau — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:59:06 +0000

An Impirial Cruiser hovering over the Golden Gate Bridge.

Uncredited photo from the web. If anyone knows who’s work this is or where more of it can be found, please drop me an email

Our 15th Anniversary

Beau — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:38:47 +0000

Today Jeff and I celebrate our 15th Anniversary together today. Even though we were actually married two years ago in San Francisco, we still consider March 18th, the day we actually met and started dating as our anniversary. Since I wrote about our yearly anniversary tradition of reciting how we met last year, I’ll spare everyone the repeat but rest assured, the Recitation has occurred already.

I was greeted this morning with two cards, one seriously romantic and heartfelt and the other, funny and heart-felt. Then I was treated to one of Jeff’s poems of which he has become famous for, which ended with something about “tossing my salad”. Jeff’s reputation as the Funny One stays intact for another year.

While it’s a work day and we’ve gone our separate ways, we’re reconvening tonight for dinner and a B’way show. Nothing flashy for us, just some good time spent with one another, enjoying each other’s company, watching the world spin by. It has been the hallmark of our years together and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

St. Patrick’s Day NYC

Beau — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:18:32 +0000

You know, hanging around blowing our bagpipes and stuff.