04.02.10
Oh SNAP! Geek version
The email trail after I told Jeff I was heading out to get my stash from the comic’s store today -
Jeff: “Didn’t you hear Batman died in the last episode? Did you get to that yet? ooooppps...”
Beau: “HA! Shows what YOU know…in the final issue of Blackest Night which I just picked up, all the dead heroes from the past have been resurrected through the Universal Light EXCEPT for Batman (and Elongated Man but that’s another story) which proves everyone’s suspicions that he DIDN’T die at the end of Final Crisis list year.
That and they’re launching a new comic next month called “The Return of Bruce Wayne” where Batman travels through time where he was actually lost (instead of being killed by Darkseid’s Omega Beam) so we’ll get to see a Caveman Batman, Pirate Batman, and Renaissance Batman before he ends up back in this time.
Additionally, in the Batman comic, Alfred and Dick Grayson (who is the new Batman) have been finding bat-clues stashed around Wayne Manor that they never knew were there before, leading them to believe Bruce is still alive.
You should REALLY pay attention when I talk since I’ve gone over this with you before. I’m not just gabbing to hear myself speak. It would save you a LOT of embarrassment when you send out emails like the one you just did.
Just saying.”