03.14.09
Posted in Fun, Killing Time, Movies, The Blog at 5:57 am by Beau
I actually believe I emailed Shel when he was ringing the bell for Twitter before just about anyone else to ask, “what is the point?”
Who knew that was the point?
I’m still Twittering, though, am I not? Yes, yes I am. Anyone can know more useless and uninteresting things about me than could have ever been mined out of my blog.
My latest obsession that I just discovered last night (thanks guys from 619 Bearcast) and to which I fully acknowledge that I’m again, late to the party, is the Photoswap app for the iPhone. The basic idea is take a picture and send it out randomly to the universe. It goes out to a random person and you get one back from another random person. You can reply to a received picture or choose not too but unless the person has a small profile with contact information or posts a picture with their information, there is no way to get a hold of them. It’s so weirdly random and almost unnerving at how temporary and fleeting the images are. No way to save them and once you choose to not reply to someone, they’re gone forever.
It’s so fascinating I wasted an entire battery charge playing with it last night. I walked around the house shooting dust bunnies, trays of drying paint, and my feet along with various angles, corners and reflected surfaces that didn’t make me look fat. I got back shots of pets, shelves of books, a large breast, a French military officer, a cock shot, and a few grinning bear cubs…so all in all, a pretty good evening. As those tricksy hipster smarties with too much time on their hands tend to do, someone actually came up with a game for it and developed a scavenger hunt where they take a picture of a list items/body parts looked for and received and you can choose to play along if you have something they’re looking for. My two item requests from two separate games last night were a flexed bicep and a jock. The Gays, apparently, have adapted and made this our own.
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08.17.08
Posted in Fun at 8:05 pm by Beau
This is what we’re submitting:
Beau Stephen G_ , 41, (left) and Mr. Jeffrey Michael S_, 38, (right) were married at 2:30PM on September 26, 2008 in San Francisco, California at the City Hall.
They met on March 18th, 2005 at their friend, Stephen Hayes, home. Beau had recently moved to the New York City area and was looking for a quick trick to have his way with and quickly settled on Jeff because he was scared by a Pill-a-peno running around half naked with only slutty shorty-shorts on, and Michael Mitchell was too much of a whore and confessed a desire for spitting on his tricks during hot sex. Later that night they kissed and pulled each others peenies until finally after a few hours Beau said that he was done, to which Jeff informed him that those weren’t his hands.
Mr. G_ and Mr. S_ started dating immediately and, just like Lesbians, moved in together within the year. Mr. G_ later shared that he really like the apartment and one day wanted to have a great house upstate on the river, so he took a chance which so far has paid off.
The two enjoy their time between New York City and their cunt-ry home in Sullivan county. They have two adorable cats, Tink and Ding, who they j’adore.
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07.27.08
Posted in Fun, Home Life, The days at 8:41 pm by Beau

We had the 2nd annual “Divas Down the Delaware” rafting trip this past weekend and it was bigger and better than ever. The first rafting trip last year was an effort to get friends together up in our little neck of the woods and have a great day together rather than just another weekend dinner party. Last year was a great success and we started planning this year’s get together right away.
So after months and months of Jeff’s almost-scary organization, the weekend was upon us. We’d been fretting for weeks as the lack of rain was drying up the river, normally shallow anyway, and we weren’t sure if it would be a float or a carry. But then major rains earlier in the week swelled the river up to spring-like levels and Saturday turned out to be a gorgeous day: sunny and warm but not humid and hot with a nice breeze blowing. We finished the river in a few hours and then went back to our house for a pot luck and some burgers and dogs. Our group was about 15 people more than last year, new friends we hope and I think the picture shows how much fun we had.
We’re already planning for next year, to make it bigger and better and can’t wait. We’ve put our order in for the weather next year and started the guest list. Who’s coming?
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